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newyorkmags
Paignton, United Kingdom | Woman Seeking A Man
Basic Information
I Would Describe Myself As
Dear Sir,
I would like to apply for the vacancy advertised on this site. I believe I have the required qualifications: my GSOH is completely up to date, as it is used on a daily basis, however I may need a short refresher course in sofa cuddling and duvet snuggling, as although I have experience in these areas it has been some time since I had cause to use these skills. I understand that the hours are not the normal 9 to 5, but this would be ideal, as it would allow me to continue with my other jobs (food taster for Victoria Beckham and cheer leader for Torquay United Football Club). Neither of these are full time occupations. I realise that there is no salary with this position, but I would be happy to accept the offer of the occasional meal out, trip to restaurant etc. I would be pleased to start the job at the basic level, but may possibly later wish to be promoted to the ‘weekends away, sharing holidays’ level with your agreement. Should the opportunity for foreign travel arise, I do have not only my own passport, but also a luggage tag shaped like a cupcake. Although I am not fluent in any of the European languages, I am able to order coffee or drinks in many of them and I have a higher diploma (with honours) in talking rubbish. My main interest in life is being happy, which I manage to achieve on an almost daily basis. My hobbies include hiding in peoples cupboards and pretending to be an Avon lady when they find me, loitering at zebra crossings to see how many drivers will stop and liberating garden gnomes (only the unhappy ones). I would be able to write, sorry provide, references should you require any. Should you wish to contact me I would be happy to discuss this matter further, with the possibility of arranging an interview at a mutually convenient time. Please use the contact details below.
I would like to apply for the vacancy advertised on this site. I believe I have the required qualifications: my GSOH is completely up to date, as it is used on a daily basis, however I may need a short refresher course in sofa cuddling and duvet snuggling, as although I have experience in these areas it has been some time since I had cause to use these skills. I understand that the hours are not the normal 9 to 5, but this would be ideal, as it would allow me to continue with my other jobs (food taster for Victoria Beckham and cheer leader for Torquay United Football Club). Neither of these are full time occupations. I realise that there is no salary with this position, but I would be happy to accept the offer of the occasional meal out, trip to restaurant etc. I would be pleased to start the job at the basic level, but may possibly later wish to be promoted to the ‘weekends away, sharing holidays’ level with your agreement. Should the opportunity for foreign travel arise, I do have not only my own passport, but also a luggage tag shaped like a cupcake. Although I am not fluent in any of the European languages, I am able to order coffee or drinks in many of them and I have a higher diploma (with honours) in talking rubbish. My main interest in life is being happy, which I manage to achieve on an almost daily basis. My hobbies include hiding in peoples cupboards and pretending to be an Avon lady when they find me, loitering at zebra crossings to see how many drivers will stop and liberating garden gnomes (only the unhappy ones). I would be able to write, sorry provide, references should you require any. Should you wish to contact me I would be happy to discuss this matter further, with the possibility of arranging an interview at a mutually convenient time. Please use the contact details below.
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Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Average
My Height Is
5' 4 (1.63 m)
My Eyes Are
Blue
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Divorced
I Have Kids
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids
No
My Hair Is
Blonde
Status
My Current Employment Status Is
Full-time
My Speciality Is
Finance / Trading
I Live
Alone
I'm A Smoker
Yes - Socially
I Drink
Yes - Socially
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Brain
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Reading, Music, Movies, Internet, Family, Travel
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Reading A Book, Tv
An Ideal First Date Would Be
Something out of the ordinary!
I've Always Wanted To Try
Walking barefoot along the tideline at daybreak
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, A Flirt
Views
My Religion Is
Not Religious
My Goal In Life Is
To know that I've lived it fully
My Kind Of Humor Is
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
News, Documentaries, Dramas, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Family, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Country, Rock, Pop, Ambient, Dance, Soul
When I Read, I Always Read
Comic, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Mystery
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Intelligence, Humor, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Wit