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newyorkmags

Paignton, United Kingdom | Kvinde Søger en Mand

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Jeg beskriver mig selv som
Dear Sir,
I would like to apply for the vacancy advertised on this site. I believe I have the required qualifications: my GSOH is completely up to date, as it is used on a daily basis, however I may need a short refresher course in sofa cuddling and duvet snuggling, as although I have experience in these areas it has been some time since I had cause to use these skills. I understand that the hours are not the normal 9 to 5, but this would be ideal, as it would allow me to continue with my other jobs (food taster for Victoria Beckham and cheer leader for Torquay United Football Club). Neither of these are full time occupations. I realise that there is no salary with this position, but I would be happy to accept the offer of the occasional meal out, trip to restaurant etc. I would be pleased to start the job at the basic level, but may possibly later wish to be promoted to the ‘weekends away, sharing holidays’ level with your agreement. Should the opportunity for foreign travel arise, I do have not only my own passport, but also a luggage tag shaped like a cupcake. Although I am not fluent in any of the European languages, I am able to order coffee or drinks in many of them and I have a higher diploma (with honours) in talking rubbish. My main interest in life is being happy, which I manage to achieve on an almost daily basis. My hobbies include hiding in peoples cupboards and pretending to be an Avon lady when they find me, loitering at zebra crossings to see how many drivers will stop and liberating garden gnomes (only the unhappy ones). I would be able to write, sorry provide, references should you require any. Should you wish to contact me I would be happy to discuss this matter further, with the possibility of arranging an interview at a mutually convenient time. Please use the contact details below.
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Udseende & Situation

Min kropstype er
Gennemsnitlig
Min højde er
163 cm
Mine øjne er
Blå
Min etnicitet er
Kaukasisk
Min civilstand er
Skilt
Jeg har børn
Ja - ikke hjemme
Jeg vil have børn
Nej
Mit hår er
Blond

Status

Min nuværende ansættelsesstatus er
Fuldtid
Mit speciale er
Finans / handel
Jeg bor
Alene
Jeg er ryger
Ja - til fester
Jeg drikker
Ja - til fester

Personlighed

I gymnasiet var jeg
Hjerne
Mine interesser og hobbier er
Læsning, Musik, Film, Internet, Familie, Rejser
Min idé om at have det sjovt er
Være sammen med venner, Feste, Shoppe, Være hjemme, Prøve noget nyt, I biografen, Afslappende, Sove, Læse en bog, Tv
En ideel første date ville være
Something out of the ordinary!
Jeg har altid villet prøve
Walking barefoot along the tideline at daybreak
Mine venner beskriver mig som
Venlig, En andre gerne vil være, Cool, En flirt

Synspunkter

Min religion er
Ikke religiøs
Mit mål i livet er
To know that I've lived it fully
Min form for humor er
Snu, Tør / sarkastisk, Venlig

Smag

I tv ser jeg altid
Nyheder, Dokumentarer, Dramaer, Film
Når jeg går i biografen ser jeg altid en
Handling, Comedy, Romantik, Drama, Familie, Gys, Thriller
Når jeg hører musik, lytter jeg altid til
Land, Rock, Pop, Ambient, Dance, Soul
Når jeg læser, læser jeg altid
Komisk, Fiktion, Gys, Humor, Mystik

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