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Jeg beskriver mig selv som

I’ve been told by friends that I’m the funniest guy on the planet. They never did say which one, and let’s face it - these same people spend their free time downing fried pork rinds while watching old re-runs of, “My Mother the Car”, so their ability to offer serious opinions on anything other than the Atomic Weight of Cheetos is questionable at best. I guess I do have a weird, offbeat, obscure sense of humor, but I have to admit, even that is eclipsed by the astounding, God-given ability I have to wiggle my ears(really!). I’ve lived and worked in various places in Canada, Europe and the South Pacific(and Bali Hai never did call me), so I have at least a decent grasp on life outside the USA, which is something that has helped me grow as a person and partly made me into who I am today - a short guy trolling the Internet for women. I'm a pretty good cook, and love good food, good wine and good beer. I make a killer martini. I consume all things in moderation. I like hanging with friends and occasionally larger groups to hear new ideas and get different takes on life. I love all branches of The Arts, especially film, and enjoy going to movies, film festivals, plays, concerts, dance performances and art galleries. I also like hanging out at book stores, record stores, museums, antique stores, flea markets and Wal-Mart openings. I love road trips, both long and short. My politics are somewhat left of center. I’m an absolutely incurable romantic and make no apologies for that fact. I believe in honesty, loyalty and fidelity. I've been told that I give heart-stopping kisses and provide cuddles that have become the stuff of legend. Please hold your applause. By the way, my height as listed is correct but I've always dated women who were taller than me - no surprise there - so I’m open. The only thing I'm not open about is baggage. I left mine on the platform before the train pulled out of the station and am only interested in corresponding with someone who has done the same. If anything I've said here strikes you as appealing or at least interesting, then you are indeed an exceptional woman with exquisite taste in men and should not hesitate to contact me poste haste. Let's face it; to let someone with my rugged good looks slip through your fingers would be a travesty and you'd probably never forgive yourself. If, when you've finished the preceding, you're laughing, then you're probably someone I'd really enjoy talking to. On the other hand, if you find yourself frowning/grimacing/considering calling the authorities, then I'd pass and start dating that widget salesman who won last year's National Yodelers of America coveted Wish I Was Swiss award who keeps asking you out. Disclaimer: No widget salesmen were actually harmed during the writing of this profile. Later.

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Min kropstype er

Slank

Min højde er

147 cm

Mine øjne er

Nøddebrun

Min etnicitet er

Kaukasisk

Min civilstand er

Skilt

Jeg har børn

Ja - ikke hjemme

Jeg vil have børn

Nej

Mit bedste karaktertræk er

Smil

Kropsudsmykning

Ville ikke engang overveje det

Mit hår er

Skaldet

Jeg har en eller flere af disse

Ingen kæledyr

Villig til at flytte

Nej

Mit uddannelsesniveau er

Gymnasiebevis

Min nuværende ansættelsesstatus er

Selvstændig

Mit speciale er

Salg / marketing

Min jobtitel er

CEO/SALES MGR./JANITOR/COFFEE MAKER

Jeg tjener så meget på et år

Fra $15.000USD til $29.999USD

Jeg bor

Alene

Hjemme

Venner kommer forbi en gang i mellem

Jeg er ryger

Nej

Jeg drikker

Ja - til fester

I gymnasiet var jeg

Klassens klovn

Min sociale opførsel er

Venlig, Komisk, Flirtende, Uadvendt

Mine interesser og hobbier er

Læsning, Musik, Tv, Film, Internet, Spise til middag, Teater, Madlavning

Min idé om at have det sjovt er

Være sammen med venner, I biografen, Afslappende, Sove, Gå på casino, Tage til koncert, Gå på museum

En ideel første date ville være

PREFERABLY WITH A WOMAN.

Jeg har altid villet prøve

WRITING SOMETHING BRILLIANT ON ONE OF THESE DATING WEBSITES. OH WELL, MAYBE SOMEDAY...

Mine venner beskriver mig som

Venlig, Fjollet, En flirt

Min religion er

Spirituel, men ikke religiøs

Jeg deltager i tjenester

Aldrig

Mit mål i livet er

CONTINUING TO SCAN THE OBITUARIES FOR MY NAME EACH MORNING AND NOT FINDING IT THERE.

Min form for humor er

Venlig, Fjollet, Obskur

I tv ser jeg altid

Nyheder, Tegnefilm, Dokumentarer, Dramaer, Film

Når jeg går i biografen ser jeg altid en

Science Fiction, Comedy, Romantik, Drama, Dokumentar, Animation, Gys

Når jeg hører musik, lytter jeg altid til

Rock, Metal, Klassisk, Støvsugerlyde, Blues, Jazz, Soul, Punk

Når jeg læser, læser jeg altid

Klassisk, Fiktion, Gys, Humor, Satire

Min forestilling om hvad der er sjovt er

HITTING MYSELF ON THE NOSE WITH A ROLLED UP NEWSPAPER WHENEVER I MAKE A MESS ON THE CARPET.

Hvad finder du attraktivt?

Intelligens, Humor, Empati, Skaldethed, Flirtende, Morsom, Omtanke

Hvad leder du efter?

HONESTY TOWARDS OTHERS AS WELL AS SOMEONE WHO CAN ALSO BE HONEST WITH THEMSELVES ABOUT THE KIND OF PEOPLE THEY WANT IN THEIR LIFE.

Hvilken type forhold leder du efter?

Ven, Dato, Intim, Forpligtet