I love a good joke...
jazmine52
Flora, Illinois | Woman Seeking A Man
Basic Information
I Would Describe Myself As
Hello! Jazmine here-how are you today? Thanks for stopping by! I hope each and everyone find what they're looking for.
I'm a person that absolutely loves a good joke or story-can see the humor in most things but most of all I can laugh at myself and I feel that that's really important.
I enjoy going new places especially with a special someone. I'm a touchy-feely kind of woman- love to give hugs, kisses, walk hand in hand along the water in the moonlight. I'm very easy going maybe a bit too much at times but can be serious if need be. I also enjoy reading suspense novels love many differnt kinds of movies-action, comedies, thrillers-real thrillers not the gorey stuff-that can be nauseating!
I get a sense of satisfaction planting various kinds of plants-flowers, vegetables, etc and watching them grow, it gives me a feeling of accomplishment and if you feel the same you know what I mean. Love all kinds of animals, I just can't see paying for a dog or cat when there are so many that are left homeless and abandoned! There are many things I'm vary passionate about...that's just one of them but I knida "get my panties in a wad" just thinking about that lol...If you think we may hit it off give me a holler, I'd love to talk to you.
I'm a person that absolutely loves a good joke or story-can see the humor in most things but most of all I can laugh at myself and I feel that that's really important.
I enjoy going new places especially with a special someone. I'm a touchy-feely kind of woman- love to give hugs, kisses, walk hand in hand along the water in the moonlight. I'm very easy going maybe a bit too much at times but can be serious if need be. I also enjoy reading suspense novels love many differnt kinds of movies-action, comedies, thrillers-real thrillers not the gorey stuff-that can be nauseating!
I get a sense of satisfaction planting various kinds of plants-flowers, vegetables, etc and watching them grow, it gives me a feeling of accomplishment and if you feel the same you know what I mean. Love all kinds of animals, I just can't see paying for a dog or cat when there are so many that are left homeless and abandoned! There are many things I'm vary passionate about...that's just one of them but I knida "get my panties in a wad" just thinking about that lol...If you think we may hit it off give me a holler, I'd love to talk to you.
Sign
Scorpio
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
A Few Extra Pounds
My Height Is
5' 3 (1.6 m)
My Eyes Are
Brown
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Divorced
I Have Kids
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids
No
My Best Feature Is
Chest
Body Art
Pierced... But Only Ear(s)
My Hair Is
Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These
Cat, Dog
Willing To Relocate
No
Status
My Education Level Is
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is
Full-time
My Speciality Is
Medical / Health
My Job Title Is
ER Nurse
I Make This Much In A Year
$45,000USD To $59,999USD
I Live
With Pet(s)
At Home
Friends Come Over Often
I'm A Smoker
No
I Drink
Yes - Socially
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Quiet One
My Social Behavior Is
Comedic, Flirtatious
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Arts & Crafts, Reading, Music, Family, Travel, Cooking, Gardening, Camping
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, The Movies, Reading A Book, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be
HAVE A CUP OF COFFEE OR DRINK SOMEWHERE, TALK AND GET TO KNOW ONE ANOTHER...SEE IF WE'D LIKE TO TAKE IT A BIT FARTHER!
I've Always Wanted To Try
A CRUISE TO SOMEWHERE WARM! I HATE WINTER WEATHER!!
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Goofy, A Flirt
Views
My Religion Is
Christian
I Attend Services
Once A Year
My Political Views Are
Republican
My Goal In Life Is
MY GOAL IS TO STAY ALIVE UNTIL I DIE..(TRUE STORY)
ANOTHER GOAL IS TO FIND THE LOVE OF MY LIFE-BE ALL I CAN BE. I WILL FIND A MAN THAT CONNECTS WITH ME ON ALL LEVELS, IS PASSIONATE AND ROMANTIC, FUN LOVING AND KIND...DO THEY MAKE SUCH A THING??
ANOTHER GOAL IS TO FIND THE LOVE OF MY LIFE-BE ALL I CAN BE. I WILL FIND A MAN THAT CONNECTS WITH ME ON ALL LEVELS, IS PASSIONATE AND ROMANTIC, FUN LOVING AND KIND...DO THEY MAKE SUCH A THING??
My Kind Of Humor Is
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
News, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Family, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Country, Rock, Pop, Blues, Jazz
When I Read, I Always Read
Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Fiction, Home & Garden, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Nature
My Idea Of Fun Is
I ENJOY GOING OUT OR STAYING IN BBQING HAVING FRIENDS AND FAMILY OVER...LOVE TO COOK AND TRY TO KEEP IT HEALTHY...SOMETIMES! I LOVE TO TOUCH AND HUG FOR NO REASON JUST FEELING YOU CLOSE TO ME BRINGS A JOY AND SATISFACTION...I'M A VERY PASSIONATE WOMAN IN MANY WAYS-THE BEDROOM IS JUST ONE OF THEM...
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Intelligence, Good Looks, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Money, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?
AS I'VE SAID BEFORE I WILL FIND A MAN THAT IS KIND, LOVING, FUN TO BE WITH, PASSIONATE, SEXY- ALL THE THINGS I AM! HUMMM...
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Intimate, Committed