Eat! Drink! And be Merry!

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

What is there to say when one is normal, average and ordinary? I'm neither a ****kitten nor frigid. I'm neither beautiful nor ugly. I'm neither ''big and beautiful'' nor ''svelt.''

I'm marginally certain that all of you are normal, average and ordinary, too.

We are all lonely or we wouldn't be here. None of us is God's spectacular gift to anyone else. What exactly is it that keeps us from resolving our loneliness? Fickleness is unproductive. We are still lonely as we hope and search for something better than we are ourselves.

I"m into meeting a normal, average, ordinary man who is here to meet a normal, average, ordinary woman with the agenda of befriending an equal and resolving the loneliness of us both.

If that's not good enough, then good luck finding what more you want.

Me? I'm here for whatsoever fun and happiness and contentment is out there. Life is too short to wait for Mr. Perfection. He hasn't existed in the 65 years of my life and I have no illusions of finding him now that I'm past my prime just as are all of the rest of us here.

I have a happy life and you are welcome to come along if you like. If not with me, then I hope you find your lady love soon. May your loneliness pass quickly. And may I be the one you choose to share your own happy life.

Sign

Cancer

My Body Type Is

Big And Beautiful

My Height Is

5' 7 (1.7 m)

My Eyes Are

Brown

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Divorced

I Have Kids

Yes - Not At Home

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Hands

Body Art

Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Wouldn't Even Think About It

My Hair Is

Salt And Pepper

I Have One Or More Of These

Cat

Willing To Relocate

No

My Education Level Is

Some College

My Current Employment Status Is

Retired

My Speciality Is

Retired

My Job Title Is

Madam! My girls call me Madam!

I Make This Much In A Year

Less Than $14,999USD

I Live

Alone, With Pet(s)

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

No

Back In High School, I Was A

Teachers Pet

My Social Behavior Is

Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Strange

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Family, Dining, Photography, Theater, Travel, Playing Cards, Computers

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Reading A Book, Going To A Casino, Playing Dress-up, Tv, Going To A Museum

An Ideal First Date Would Be

Going out to Charley Brown's for a burger and staying long after the food for the conversation. Casual and relaxed.

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Perfect, Raunchy, Goofy, A Flirt

My Religion Is

Atheist

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

Very Liberal

My Goal In Life Is

My goal in life is to celebrate every moment of my Golden Years.

I'm a chronologically gifted woman and who knows how many more gifts I still have to look forward to?

My marriage is history (Amen.), the kids are grown and gone, the old dog has died.

I've paid all of life's dues. I owe no one.

I want to eat, drink and be merry all the days that remain to me.

Come with me at your own risk!

Let's skid into heaven together, come to a screeching halt in front of Old Saint Pete, and exclaim: "WHEW! THAT WAS ONE HELL OF A RIDE!""

My Kind Of Humor Is

Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Raunchy

On Tv, I Always Watch

News, Documentaries, Movies

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Documentary, Animation, Horror, Thriller

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Pop, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Ambient, Reggae, Folk

When I Read, I Always Read

News, Ancient, Classic, Fiction, History, Humor, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Poetry, Satire

My Idea Of Fun Is

joking banter, heart to heart conversation, beach combing, collecting jokes and great one-liners, browsing flea markets and GoodWill stores, driving along scenic routes, filet mignon sliced thin and fried in butter, other cholesterol nightmares, a gentle wine-induced buzz, seeing all the good movies as soon as they come out, sitting out on my enclosed back porch as my vanilla scented candles waft their gifts into the summer night air, needlepoint, sewing, cooking my favorite recipes for family and friends, geocaching, cruising, cuddling plus, my goodness I can't think of anything I DON'T love to do!

What Do You Find Attractive?

Intelligence, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness

What Do You Look For?

I'd be so happy to meet someone who will put up with me and be happy to do that. I'm set in some ways and open to other ways that might add something sweet to my present contentment. I'd like a sweetheart, but I have demanding standards. I'd need a friend who respects me as an equal on every level and I would gladly and sincerely reciprocate. I appreciate a quick wit and a sense of humor. Posers need not apply.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Internet Buddy, Friend, Date