Eat! Drink! And be Merry!

Jeg taler

Engelsk

Jeg beskriver mig selv som

What is there to say when one is normal, average and ordinary? I'm neither a ****kitten nor frigid. I'm neither beautiful nor ugly. I'm neither ''big and beautiful'' nor ''svelt.''

I'm marginally certain that all of you are normal, average and ordinary, too.

We are all lonely or we wouldn't be here. None of us is God's spectacular gift to anyone else. What exactly is it that keeps us from resolving our loneliness? Fickleness is unproductive. We are still lonely as we hope and search for something better than we are ourselves.

I"m into meeting a normal, average, ordinary man who is here to meet a normal, average, ordinary woman with the agenda of befriending an equal and resolving the loneliness of us both.

If that's not good enough, then good luck finding what more you want.

Me? I'm here for whatsoever fun and happiness and contentment is out there. Life is too short to wait for Mr. Perfection. He hasn't existed in the 65 years of my life and I have no illusions of finding him now that I'm past my prime just as are all of the rest of us here.

I have a happy life and you are welcome to come along if you like. If not with me, then I hope you find your lady love soon. May your loneliness pass quickly. And may I be the one you choose to share your own happy life.

Underskriv

Kræft

Min kropstype er

Stor og smuk

Min højde er

170 cm

Mine øjne er

Brun

Min etnicitet er

Kaukasisk

Min civilstand er

Skilt

Jeg har børn

Ja - ikke hjemme

Jeg vil have børn

Nej

Mit bedste karaktertræk er

Hænder

Kropsudsmykning

Piercet... Men kun øre(r), Ville ikke engang overveje det

Mit hår er

Salt og peber

Jeg har en eller flere af disse

Kat

Villig til at flytte

Nej

Mit uddannelsesniveau er

Lidt af universitetet

Min nuværende ansættelsesstatus er

Pensioneret

Mit speciale er

Pensioneret

Min jobtitel er

Madam! My girls call me Madam!

Jeg tjener så meget på et år

Mindre end $14.999USD

Jeg bor

Alene, Med kæledyr

Hjemme

Alt er roligt

Jeg er ryger

Nej

Jeg drikker

Nej

I gymnasiet var jeg

Duks

Min sociale opførsel er

Observerende, Venlig, Komisk, Flirtende, Uadvendt, Underlig

Mine interesser og hobbier er

Kunst og håndværk, Læsning, Læring, Musik, Tv, Film, Internet, Spil, Familie, Spise til middag, Fotografering, Teater, Rejser, Kortspil, Computer

Min idé om at have det sjovt er

Være sammen med venner, Shoppe, Være hjemme, Prøve noget nyt, I biografen, Afslappende, Sove, Læse en bog, Gå på casino, Klæde sig ud, Tv, Gå på museum

En ideel første date ville være

Going out to Charley Brown's for a burger and staying long after the food for the conversation. Casual and relaxed.

Mine venner beskriver mig som

Venlig, En andre gerne vil være, Cool, Perfekt, Fræk, Fjollet, En flirt

Min religion er

Ateist

Jeg deltager i tjenester

Aldrig

Mit mål i livet er

My goal in life is to celebrate every moment of my Golden Years.

I'm a chronologically gifted woman and who knows how many more gifts I still have to look forward to?

My marriage is history (Amen.), the kids are grown and gone, the old dog has died.

I've paid all of life's dues. I owe no one.

I want to eat, drink and be merry all the days that remain to me.

Come with me at your own risk!

Let's skid into heaven together, come to a screeching halt in front of Old Saint Pete, and exclaim: "WHEW! THAT WAS ONE HELL OF A RIDE!""

Min form for humor er

Banal, Snu, Tør / sarkastisk, Venlig, Fjollet, Fræk

I tv ser jeg altid

Nyheder, Dokumentarer, Film

Når jeg går i biografen ser jeg altid en

Handling, Science Fiction, Comedy, Dokumentar, Animation, Gys, Thriller

Når jeg hører musik, lytter jeg altid til

Pop, Klassisk, Støvsugerlyde, Ambient, Reggae, Folk

Når jeg læser, læser jeg altid

Nyheder, Gammelt, Klassisk, Fiktion, Historie, Humor, Mystik, Natur, Filosofi, Politisk, Opslag, Poesi, Satire

Min forestilling om hvad der er sjovt er

joking banter, heart to heart conversation, beach combing, collecting jokes and great one-liners, browsing flea markets and GoodWill stores, driving along scenic routes, filet mignon sliced thin and fried in butter, other cholesterol nightmares, a gentle wine-induced buzz, seeing all the good movies as soon as they come out, sitting out on my enclosed back porch as my vanilla scented candles waft their gifts into the summer night air, needlepoint, sewing, cooking my favorite recipes for family and friends, geocaching, cruising, cuddling plus, my goodness I can't think of anything I DON'T love to do!

Hvad finder du attraktivt?

Intelligens, Humor, Dygtighed, Empati, Følsomhed, Skaldethed, Særheder, Spontanitet, Flirtende, Morsom, Omtanke

Hvad leder du efter?

I'd be so happy to meet someone who will put up with me and be happy to do that. I'm set in some ways and open to other ways that might add something sweet to my present contentment. I'd like a sweetheart, but I have demanding standards. I'd need a friend who respects me as an equal on every level and I would gladly and sincerely reciprocate. I appreciate a quick wit and a sense of humor. Posers need not apply.

Hvilken type forhold leder du efter?

Internetven, Ven, Dato