SeekASaggyWrinkleyBustedBedWetter160#max

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

I am about the easiest going guy you will ever meet. AND the most honest. Sexy and fit. I look good in a bathing suit if you need glasses. I will make you laugh if it is humanly possible. AND I like you to have really lost your fight with gravity. Need to roll them up like window blinds before stuffing them in your bali? Then YOU are the one for me!!Has some one sneaked in at night and let all the air out of your now empty wrinkled balloons? Wonderful!!! Absolutely perfect!!!Slim is nice but not required. A good sense of humor is. You couldn't stand my sense of humor if you didn't have one. But I am serious about what I said I like.

Sign

Capricorn

My Body Type Is

Muscular

My Height Is

6' 0 (1.83 m)

My Eyes Are

Blue

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Divorced

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Butt

Body Art

Wouldn't Even Think About It

My Hair Is

Bald

Willing To Relocate

Yes

My Education Level Is

Some College

My Current Employment Status Is

Retired

My Speciality Is

Retired

My Job Title Is

retired

I Make This Much In A Year

$60,000USD To $74,999USD

I Live

Alone

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Average Joe

My Social Behavior Is

Friendly

An Ideal First Date Would Be

coffee/drink, lunch, mud wrestling.

I've Always Wanted To Try

To act normal

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly

My Religion Is

Not Religious

My Political Views Are

Middle Of The Road

My Goal In Life Is

enjoyment, no arguements.

My Kind Of Humor Is

Clever, Friendly

On Tv, I Always Watch

News, Documentaries, Dramas, Movies, Reality Shows

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Horror, Thriller, Adult

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Country, Classical, Blues, Gospel, Folk

When I Read, I Always Read

News, Computers, Health, History, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Mystery, Satire, Science

My Idea Of Fun Is

MAKING YOU HAPPIER THAN YOU HAVE EVER BEEN

What Do You Find Attractive?

Intelligence, Humor, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness

What Do You Look For?

I am looking for a woman who looks her age and really likes it that I love to eat out. You share my dislike of restaurants though. You have lots of "accidents" during some exciting activities. That is normal and OK. In fact, I love it. You just need a sympathetic supporter who hopes you do that a lot while I am eating out. In short you need me! And saggy is MUCH better than perky. Perky is boring. Now saggy!!! There is some real reason to take notice. They almost have a life of their on as they bob and jiggle and bounce and that is just from a walk across the room. Just wait till jumping jacks start. I love a lady "hanging" on me. Always touching me where ever we are. Can you imagine some guys don't like that? You like to be softly kissed for no reason, Or have me come up behind you and slip my arms around you and just hold you. You want loved for who you are not who I might want you to be and you can't wait to run home and see your lover/partner/very best friend/me.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Friend, Committed