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Jeg taler

Engelsk

Jeg beskriver mig selv som

I am about the easiest going guy you will ever meet. AND the most honest. Sexy and fit. I look good in a bathing suit if you need glasses. I will make you laugh if it is humanly possible. AND I like you to have really lost your fight with gravity. Need to roll them up like window blinds before stuffing them in your bali? Then YOU are the one for me!!Has some one sneaked in at night and let all the air out of your now empty wrinkled balloons? Wonderful!!! Absolutely perfect!!!Slim is nice but not required. A good sense of humor is. You couldn't stand my sense of humor if you didn't have one. But I am serious about what I said I like.

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Min kropstype er

Muskuløs

Min højde er

183 cm

Mine øjne er

Blå

Min etnicitet er

Kaukasisk

Min civilstand er

Skilt

Jeg har børn

Nej

Jeg vil have børn

Nej

Mit bedste karaktertræk er

Numse

Kropsudsmykning

Ville ikke engang overveje det

Mit hår er

Skaldet

Villig til at flytte

Ja

Mit uddannelsesniveau er

Lidt af universitetet

Min nuværende ansættelsesstatus er

Pensioneret

Mit speciale er

Pensioneret

Min jobtitel er

retired

Jeg tjener så meget på et år

Fra $60.000USD til $74.999USD

Jeg bor

Alene

Hjemme

Alt er roligt

Jeg er ryger

Nej

Jeg drikker

Ja - til fester

I gymnasiet var jeg

Gennemsnitlig

Min sociale opførsel er

Venlig

En ideel første date ville være

coffee/drink, lunch, mud wrestling.

Jeg har altid villet prøve

To act normal

Mine venner beskriver mig som

Venlig

Min religion er

Ikke religiøs

Mit mål i livet er

enjoyment, no arguements.

Min form for humor er

Snu, Venlig

I tv ser jeg altid

Nyheder, Dokumentarer, Dramaer, Film, Reality Shows

Når jeg går i biografen ser jeg altid en

Handling, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romantik, Drama, Dokumentar, Gys, Thriller, Voksen

Når jeg hører musik, lytter jeg altid til

Land, Klassisk, Blues, Gospel, Folk

Når jeg læser, læser jeg altid

Nyheder, Computer, Sundhed, Historie, Gys, Humor, Gør-det-selv, Mystik, Satire, Videnskab

Min forestilling om hvad der er sjovt er

MAKING YOU HAPPIER THAN YOU HAVE EVER BEEN

Hvad finder du attraktivt?

Intelligens, Humor, Empati, Følsomhed, Skaldethed, Særheder, Spontanitet, Flirtende, Morsom, Omtanke

Hvad leder du efter?

I am looking for a woman who looks her age and really likes it that I love to eat out. You share my dislike of restaurants though. You have lots of "accidents" during some exciting activities. That is normal and OK. In fact, I love it. You just need a sympathetic supporter who hopes you do that a lot while I am eating out. In short you need me! And saggy is MUCH better than perky. Perky is boring. Now saggy!!! There is some real reason to take notice. They almost have a life of their on as they bob and jiggle and bounce and that is just from a walk across the room. Just wait till jumping jacks start. I love a lady "hanging" on me. Always touching me where ever we are. Can you imagine some guys don't like that? You like to be softly kissed for no reason, Or have me come up behind you and slip my arms around you and just hold you. You want loved for who you are not who I might want you to be and you can't wait to run home and see your lover/partner/very best friend/me.

Hvilken type forhold leder du efter?

Ven, Forpligtet