Nothing ventured nothing gained

Jeg taler

Engelsk

Jeg beskriver mig selv som

I’d rather have my wisdom teeth extracted through my ears than write this. Okay… here goes. My good traits are that I’m intelligent… notice I didn’t say smart …(but did you ever read a profile where someone said they were dumb as a stick?). I have a nice sense of humor usually but periodically it borders on plain foolishness. I would like it if my partner understood some of my jokes without me having to draw pictures. However, drawing pictures is okay too because I have a little artist in me (actually he’s very short and ugly, much like my photo, but does decent work sometimes). Over the years, I’ve learned how to fix most things that are mechanical and/or electrical without having too many parts left over. In High school, my major was girls. College was different. There I earned my BSEE and I think that stands for Extraordinary Effort or Electrical Engineer… I can’t remember which one. If you have a preconceived idea of what an electrical engineer is, please disregard it because I am not that person. I’m easy going generally. Very little bothers me and nothing irritates me enough to lose my cool except crooked politicians and thieves… (but, that’s a bit redundant isn’t it?). I do hate the little stickers that are permanently stuck on fruit. I can’t get them off and end up eating them. I frankly don’t know if the stickers have roots into the fruit or some magical cement that keeps them stuck. Have we arrived at this point in our lives that we need stickers to tell us what kind of apple we’re eating? Besides who cares? Long ago I learned the difference between an apricot and a watermelon without the help of stickers.

Underskriv

Jomfruen

Min kropstype er

Gennemsnitlig

Min højde er

170 cm

Mine øjne er

Nøddebrun

Min etnicitet er

Kaukasisk

Min civilstand er

Skilt

Jeg har børn

Ja - ikke hjemme

Jeg vil have børn

Nej

Mit bedste karaktertræk er

Navle

Kropsudsmykning

Ville ikke engang overveje det

Mit hår er

Lysebrun

Jeg har en eller flere af disse

Ingen kæledyr

Villig til at flytte

Nej

Mit uddannelsesniveau er

Universitetsuddannet

Min nuværende ansættelsesstatus er

Pensioneret

Jeg bor

Alene

Hjemme

Alt er roligt

Jeg er ryger

Nej

Jeg drikker

Ja - til fester

I gymnasiet var jeg

Klassens klovn

Min sociale opførsel er

Venlig

Mine interesser og hobbier er

Kunst og håndværk, Internet

Min idé om at have det sjovt er

Være sammen med venner, Prøve noget nyt

En ideel første date ville være

Coffee or perhaps lunch

Mine venner beskriver mig som

Venlig

Min religion er

Kristen

Jeg deltager i tjenester

En gang om året

Min form for humor er

Snu, Fjollet

I tv ser jeg altid

Nyheder, Sitcoms, Film

Når jeg går i biografen ser jeg altid en

Comedy

Hvad finder du attraktivt?

Flot udseende, Humor, Intelligens, Følsomhed

Hvilken type forhold leder du efter?

Ven, Dato