"Quondo Omni Flunkus Mortati"
Lostmytan
Aurora, Ontario | Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
I Can Speak
English, Spanish
I Would Describe Myself As
As a child I saw Tarzan almost naked. Cinderella arrived home after midnight. Pinocchio told lies. Aladdin was a thief. Batman drove over 200 miles an hour. Snow White lived in a house with 7 men. Popeye smoked a pipe and had tattoos. Pac Man ran around to digital music while eating pills that enhanced his performance, and Shaggy and Scooby were mystery solving hippies that always had the munchies... that being said, while i interested in something long term down the road....am starting with dating!
Sign
Aries
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Average
My Height Is
6' 3 (1.91 m)
My Eyes Are
Brown
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Single
I Have Kids
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids
No
My Best Feature Is
Butt
Body Art
Wouldn't Even Think About It
My Hair Is
Light Brown
I Have One Or More Of These
No pets
Willing To Relocate
Yes
Status
My Education Level Is
Some University
My Current Employment Status Is
Self-employed
At Home
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker
No
I Drink
Yes - Socially