Funny, I still like a Sophomore!

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

I would describe myself as witty, smart, curious, compassionate, loving, passionate, devoted - did I mention witty? I did? Does that make me a narcissist? Or just witty.

I hate talking about myself, so why don't you talk about me? And I can talk about you. Or we can talk about each other.

Dating is bizarre at this age and online dating is like something out of a science fiction movie from the 70s. See, I can reference the 70s and you'll know what I'm talking about!

I'm the loving father of three kids on the younger side (16, 14 and 12) and if that doesn't send you off screaming, I also have two cats. My kids are only with me every other weekend, but alas, my cats are there all the time.

Sign

Sagittarius

My Body Type Is

Average

My Height Is

5' 9 (1.75 m)

My Eyes Are

Brown

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Divorced

I Have Kids

Yes - Sometimes At Home

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Legs

Body Art

Wouldn't Even Think About It

My Hair Is

Salt And Pepper

I Have One Or More Of These

Cat

Willing To Relocate

No

Back In High School, I Was A

Class Clown

My Social Behavior Is

Friendly, Comedic, Outgoing

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Family, Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Tv, Movies, Theater, Travel

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, The Movies, Going To A Concert

An Ideal First Date Would Be

You and me flying to some third world country and taking it over in a bloodless coup, then commandeering the nicest restaurant and ordering dessert.

Barring that...
Anything off the beaten track.
A walk on the beach, a hike in the hills, a cup of coffee...Anything but nude skydiving into a pool of man eating sharks.

I've Always Wanted To Try

Nude skydiving into a pool of man eating sharks.

Or pretty much anything else.

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Goofy

My Religion Is

Jewish

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

Liberal

My Goal In Life Is

To fill out more dating profiles like this one.
And world peace.
And living at the beach.
And meeting my idol, Stanley Kubrick. Oh, he's dead? Never mind.

My Kind Of Humor Is

Campy, Dry / Sarcastic

What Do You Find Attractive?

Wit, Spontaneity, Boldness, Humor, Intelligence

What Do You Look For?

A best friend, partner in crime, great lover...Someone who doesn't take life or themselves too seriously. Someone who lives in the moment.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Date, Committed